But, I just want to spend time to get to know you, for free. Why does that require money and screening? Besides, I thought “for time and companionship” was a euphemism for sex or smoke and mirrors? That’s what some of your colleagues said!
For them, it may very well be a mere euphemism for sex or smoke & mirrors, so I humbly invite you to entreaty them with your request, citing their previous statement on the matter as a basis for freebies. And of course that’s assuming they haven’t changed their mind on the issue. You two have fun with that, m’kay?
Most importantly, do not confuse companions/escorts/providers giving that advice to novices with regard to legal protection as something that applies to interaction with clients. When you request to spend time with me, I carve out a chunk of my day to spend time with you and you alone, and I am providing companionship by being fully present during that time. This is regardless of whatever activities we choose to partake in. Time is money. Energy is money. There is skill in Arts of Companionship learned via life lessons and study of complementary skills such as rhetorical conversation. AND I CHARGE FOR ALL OF IT.
Can I just say som–
Below are full color illustrations and pictures of activities that fall under “for time and companionship” and will be compensated per my requirements:
Fine, Claudia, I get it. You can st–
No, really, I GET IT NOW! But this still includes…you know….
Exhibit M? HELL YES IT DOES!
*sigh* Was all this necessary?